Death Wish V: The Face of Death

okay i'll start off this post by just stating that i actually havent watched this whole movie but the small part that i did catch on tv was to die for. charles rigs like this remote soccer ball thing with some c4 or some shit anyway makes it roll around this dudes house setting off all the alarms and this guy is like all freaked out grabs his gun only to find this soccer ball so now the guy laughs and that's the end of that right? wrong... dead wrong. the soccer ball explodes in this guys face and his whole upper body is aflame and it cuts to charles' face and he's smiling because he just granted another wish....




a death wish

MVP: Most Vertical Primate

No deaf downers in this one like the disgusting first movie. This time its all about wheelin and dealin. Bustin trix winning that big competition. He pulls it off, but also manages to win the hearts of many aspiring skaters. If this little chimp can do it, hell, why the hell can't you? Come along for the ride, its time to get radical.

Fuck the hate, just skate.

Batman Begins

so as you probably know count and i both loved the dark knight and when we heard there was another batman we almost died so we go to blockbuster and pick up a copy we got the popcorn and the lights down and we're ready for ultimate batman after about an hour we realized this was a huge mistake why you might be asking well for one thing where the heck (yeah i said it) is the joker? in a better batman movie that's where no instead we get two different asian dudes and some tall prick pretending to be some ras al ghul (never heard of him) guy i mean was the director smoking drugs or something going around switching actors on us and thinking we wont notice well i got an idea for you mister christopher nolan get heath ledger i mean have you even seen the dark knight?


charles movie rating: two tee-o'd customers want their money back out of farts

Home Alone II: Lost In New York

Remember the two hilarious bandits from the horrible first movie? Well they're back! and this time more with their eyes on the prize. But they may have someone in their way yet again, and little mcaulay mcculkin has seem to be left without his family yet again (are you kidding me) This time he is all alone in the big NYC. Big skyscrapers and the pigeon lady ain't gonna save you kid

ha ha ha.

Homeward Bound

chance, shadow and sassy the cat sure get into a whole lot of trouble when the owners are away you'll be in stitches after the porcupine scene (haha) but there are times when you may want to ask the children to leave the room for a quick snack (river scene anyone?) but dont let that stop you from having a rip roaring dogs rule cats drool good time you'll love this film!

Far From Home

A tale of friendship, companionship, and love. Title says all.

The Dark Knight

this came out recently well not that recently i've been filling out some college apps to it for awhile now, got my fav villian of all time in it, the joker.

The Dark Knight

101 Dalmatians

k dudes this is one of my faves no its not that gay cartoon you saw when you were a gay kid im talking live action this movie will knock your face in 101 times it certainly did that to my face LOL nah im kidding but this rules