Jack Frost

Jack Frost is getting a second chance to be the worlds coolest dad


...if he dosen't melt first

Lets put it this way. If this movie wasin't made this blog would be never made. To put it blantly this is the best film to ever exist in the history of ever. What we got here is a loving father who loves to rock hard, so hard that he neglects his family and even ditches them on christmas. On his way to his christmas gig he has a change of heart and decides to turn back. bad idea. Looks like you took an alternate route mr. frost. down a snowy cliff. ha ha ha.

Jack Frost is dead, never coming back.

The son (Charlie) who is heartbroken then makes a snowman in his front yard, then plays his dads magic harmonica then boom. Jack is back in action. Charlie finally gets to spend the quality time he never got with his father. They embark on wacky and zany adventures together. Teach some bullies a lesson, scores a game winning goal in a hockey game, and gets taught the J shot!

But all good things must come to an end as Jack Frost realizes that snow melts. They travel to Alaska where Jack says his final goodbye's then swirls and swooshs away in some magic dust shit. This is movie is great, it has laffs, it has drama, it has spirit.

5 J shots outta 5 game winning goals

Dunston Checks In

nations have changed
loyalties have shifted
enemies have grown

but we can still count on one man

cue a monkey appearing from the background only to pull out a firearm and unload on 'man' changing it into 'ape'

this is how the trailer for Dunston Checks In opens. it goes on to show our main character Dunston getting into all kinds of trouble: playing in the bathtub, rolling into champagne bottles as if they were bowling pins, and falling down what appears to be an elevator shaft... sounds pretty funny right? well, i guess if you find bestiality funny then this is the movie for you. that's right bestiality. the trailer goes on to show Dunston massaging a woman's bare back. but that's not all! it goes even further showing Dunston slapping the woman's toweled buttocks only to have the woman shout out in ecstasy "i like it rough" . i don't know about you but this is not the kind of movie i want my children watching or anyone for that matter. bestiality is not funny, it's a sin.

charles' movie rating: one giant rotten banana out of one family friendly banana