Dunston Checks In

nations have changed
loyalties have shifted
enemies have grown

but we can still count on one man

cue a monkey appearing from the background only to pull out a firearm and unload on 'man' changing it into 'ape'

this is how the trailer for Dunston Checks In opens. it goes on to show our main character Dunston getting into all kinds of trouble: playing in the bathtub, rolling into champagne bottles as if they were bowling pins, and falling down what appears to be an elevator shaft... sounds pretty funny right? well, i guess if you find bestiality funny then this is the movie for you. that's right bestiality. the trailer goes on to show Dunston massaging a woman's bare back. but that's not all! it goes even further showing Dunston slapping the woman's toweled buttocks only to have the woman shout out in ecstasy "i like it rough" . i don't know about you but this is not the kind of movie i want my children watching or anyone for that matter. bestiality is not funny, it's a sin.

charles' movie rating: one giant rotten banana out of one family friendly banana